.. And they return!
Friday 5ives and back with a vengeance!
Five Frustrating Arguments to have in Pakistan
- Karachi or Lahore?
- What time would you be back home tonight, son?
- Is Musharraf's exit from the presidency good for the stock market?
- Is America 'ready' to elect a black man or a woman?
- A 'No' is a 'No', but what is an 'Oh' ?
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posted by Emad @ 4:22 PM
6 comments
6 Comments:
I'm bored, and so I will answer:
1. Karachi or Lahore?
Karachi. Always.
2. What time would you be back home tonight, son?
Nahin aaonga, kabhi nahi aaonga! (Thats what you should say)
3. Is Musharraf's exit from the presidency good for the stock market?
is anything good/bad for the stock market? its all a big puppet master game anyway
4. Is America 'ready' to elect a black man or a woman?
If America can elect Bush..
5. A 'No' is a 'No', but what is an 'Oh' ?
Oh Emad. Oh is similar to following theories: Bermuda Triangle, Lost city of Atlantis, Amelia Earhart's disappearance..
Thank you Saba. Your intellectual and moral support remains invaluable!
The last one i guess is your personal one :)
"Oh" is like chinese. Meaning depends on tone. So depending on the intonation it can mean different things...basically anything :)
Just imaging there was an "n" ahead of it that u failed to hear, and get over it :) to find someone to say "Yes" :)
1. Karachi or Lahore?
Peshawar. I like drugs and guns, bitch.
2. What time would you be back home tonight, son?
At some point, Insha'allah.
3. Is Musharraf's exit from the presidency good for the stock market? Depends, if foreign investment accounts for a large part of the market then no. If its mostly local investors then probably not much impact, i think theyd be used to political instability by now ;-)
4. Is America 'ready' to elect a black man or a woman? Well they already elected a black present, twice, Bill Clinton.
5. A 'No' is a 'No', but what is an 'Oh' ? Its the surname of that Asian actress from Greys. Sandra Oh. In which case, if her Greys character is anything to go by then an 'Oh' is a heinous, controlling bitch that has a few random soft poitns to be exploited in sappy sitcoms.
1. Karachi or Lahore?
Lahore. Any day of the week.
2. What time would you be back home tonight, son?
*divert attention to misdemeanors of siblings*
3. Is Musharraf's exit from the presidency good for the stock market? that ain't new dude. get over it. no one cares anymore.
4. Is America 'ready' to elect a black man or a woman? see above. the real question is: is america ready to elect a black first lady? http://theobamafile.com/ObamaWife.htm
5. A 'No' is a 'No', but what is an 'Oh' ? hydroxide, baby!
@nads: .. yeah I feel ya!
@lx: peshawar misses on one essential element to sustain life: women!
@C: I love how internalized the K vs L debate has gotten for you, almost as much as the India vs Pak one! :) .. And Hydroxide?! dude! seriously, you smokin all sorts of funny stuff now, eh! :)
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